| Differentfag: Nice try, fake sponge. I know they are different posters because I was among them. |
| sp0nge: The least you could do is bother changing your goddamn IP if you're going to spam the shoutbox with this bullshit, samefag. |
| MI6: We're receiving reports of Cuthwaldio amassing an army of children to star in pornography and fight wars. It is suggested that Cuthwaldio is operating under the alias "Joseph Kony." |
| Cuthwaldio: NI! YOU SHALL NEVAR FIND MEH! MYEHEHEHEHE!!!! |
| Virginia State Police Departme: UPDATE: We've just set out an amber alert for Kaley Boors a 7 year old Caucasian girl who just spotted talking to a man who identified himself as "Culthwadio". The man is described as being an overweight Caucasian male in his late 20's. |
| Miami-Dade Police Department: Update: the white caucasian male has been identified as Cuthwaldio. a warranted search of his house has uncovered hard drive filled with child pornography. He is still at large. |
| Miami-Dade Police Department: Any you may be eligible for a reward. |
| Interpol: That's really weird. We're in the midst of infiltrating an enormous underground child porn and underage prostitution ring all under the control of a crimelord going by Cuthwaldio. |
| Miami-Dade Police Department: What are you guys talking about? We're getting reports of a overweight asthmatic caucasian male dressed hanging around playgrounds. If you have any information, call Miami-Dade Crime Stoppers. Remember, you can always remain anonymous. |
| NYPD: What? We've just heard reports of an overweight man named "Culthwaldio" preying on young girls infront of an elementary school. |
| Arizona Police Force: We have apprehended the true "Super Troll". It was a guy calling himself Cuthwaldio. He won't bother you anymore. |
| Scrotes: Socrates, you only changed half of the words. Way to be creative |
| Super Trolls Pimp: Bitch, you better make that money! |
| Super Troll: You guys are boring me. I'm gonna go back to trolling CWC. |
| Confucius: man with small penis, have short cummings. |
| Socrates: I figured it out! NSFW stands for Not Somewhat Funny Work! Praise my genius! |